Latest Wanda Sykes....
According to Wanda, she's not happy with Hillary citing Saturday Night Live in the debate...(again, I'm paraphrasing):
"I just hope they don't put 'To Kill a Mockingbird' on television. I can see Hillary's advisors: 'Oooh, tell them he raped you, that'll work!'"
On McCain and his mother:
"Wait, his mother is alive? What are they, vampires?"
On steroids in baseball:
"I'm sick of watching games that are 1-0 in the 8th inning....They should have a Steroid Hall of Fame. Wouldn't you like to see a guy throw a 300 mph curve ball and have his heart explode? I mean, I'd pay to see Barry Bonds little testicle..."
God, I love Wanda Sykes.
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